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Baby Queen

Friday

Reasons to be friends with Baby Queen: She knows lots of facts about Taylor Swift and is willing to share them with you She uses big and cool words like krukolibidinous which may act to startle and confuse your enemies You are most likely never to find yourself in conversation with her about a) star signs or b) spiritual energies; and she has never checked her daily horoscope Reasons to run away from Baby Queen if she approaches you in public: She believes we are being lied to by secret operations within the American Government about the aliens, which could lead to several uncomfortable disagreements in social situations She broke into somebody's house by smashing a red hammer through their bathroom window which is quite awkward and not at all awesome. It's a big red flag to be honest. According to God, she is "the most annoying person in the world," but that is obviously just one man's opinion and he doesn't know her personally.

Baby Queen